Moma agorinha...

Sensacional a mostra Tim Burton. Se puder, não perca.

Tim Burton - Moma Spot

Nuóssa, não existem palavras pra descrever minha ansiedade pra ver isso... Já ganhei até o livro, que, by the way, é fantástico.

Yankees win!

O Empire State Building hoje a noite comemora a vitória dos Yankees com as cores do time. Que delícia vê-los campeões! Esperei 8 anos por isso!!

Go Yankees!!

Metropolitan Museum, hoje à tarde

Aos machistas, sexistas e outros cuzões de plantão:

Este vestido não é curto. Vestido curto é provavelmente aquele que vocês gostariam de usar por aí, seus hipócritas reprimidos. Deixem as mulheres em paz.

Homenagem aos melhores personagens dos contos de fadas.

Feliz Dia das Bruxas!

*A dica do video foi do meu amigo Chico Marques.

Kids are quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'.
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.